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First we have naked teenagers running amok, now cartoon characters threaten to spin what we know as reality into a downward spiral of chaos.
Man held after ad campaign triggers Boston bomb scare A talking meatball is terror in itself.
MTV has destroyed America's youth by making them listen to music with funky heart throbbing beats that call upon their base deviant instincts. Teenagers do not belong on the dance floor grinding ASS they belong in church singing their praise onto the lord JESUS... That's right Jesus Christ the one and only LORD SAVIOUR.
How has MTV destroyed America you ask?
Lets take a look..
FIRST: Video KILLED the radio star. THAT'S MURDER... If I do recall the fifth commandment (nomenclature by the Roman Catholics... the only true Christian Church... the others are all posers) "You shall not murder". And that's not all MTV has a long history of supporting and glorifying murder. Gangster rappers, your gold crosses apparently aren't big and shiny enough... or you are just wearing them in vain... and in the process BREAKING ANOTHER COMMANDMENT.
SECOND: MTV endorses lying. YES they are liars. As you may or may not know the acronym stands for M.usic T.eli V.ision and if that isn't fibbery I don't know what is. From my best knowledge it seems the last music video was played at June 6th, 6:56 AM 1996. It has been argued as to what this video actually entailed, but word on the street is that Music left Music Televising with some bumping, and some grinding.
THIRD: Pauly Shore & Jenny McCarthy were employed by this organization
FOURTH: Reality Television: It's a lie, it often involves bumping and grinding, it generally has little to do with music, and it has nothing to do with CHRIST. Secularism run amok.
FIFTH: MTV advertises smutty smutty girls.... or bitches as they are known on the street. These bitches are objectified, and generally they are very unwholesome. America's children are being taught to either acquire or become "bitches" based on their gender.
SIXTH: MTV is a lusty seductress. Nearly all people shown on "Music Television" are visions of shimmering sex appeal, a tool of SATAN. People shouldn't look good, it just leads to impure thoughts. God gives teens acne for a reason, stop advertising that OXY MTV! With a backdrop of sultry songs filled with the oohing and the ahhing and the rapping, MTV is lulling America's youth into a zombie like trance, bent on seeking pleasure regardless of consequence.
SEVENTH: HOMOSEXUAL-BESTIALITY.... it's what MTV plans on getting the youth to accept next. (anonymous source) Parents beware, when little Franky's out in the backyard with Fluffy, keep a close eye... if nothing else do it for Fluffy.
EIGHTH: Materialism, Materialism, Materialism..... PIMP my ride? Kids shouldn't drive cars... heavens knows they're just probably driving to get a halter top or a box of flavored condoms that some MTV celebrity told them about. Try riding a bike and getting some exercise aside from grinding that a$$. MTV encourages spending money that would be better spent in Sunday offerings. Think of the Pope.... he has to suffer in near poverty while teenagers play "The Sims" and get it on with the Pizza guy. See article: Materialism Television
NINTH: MTV or "Viacom" trying to become "Big Brother" through voluntary recruitment. Check out this passage from "MTV Smut Peddlers: Targeting Kids with Sex, Drugs and Alcohol" a study performed by parentstv.org
"MTV is owned by Viacom, the same corporate giant that owns CBS (which aired the Super Bowl) and Nickelodeon, and that corporate synergy ensures that even the youngest TV viewers are getting acclimated to the MTV brand. As one TV critic put it: “Nickelodeon isn't just SpongeBob Squarepants: It's a gateway station to crotch- grabbing MTV. With millions of viewers, Nickelodeon offers the perfect cross-marketing vehicle for Viacom: Kids love it; parents trust its programming.”
TENTH: Michael Jackson: Who would he have touched without MTV? Pun intended.
DISCLAIMER: What I really think. Aqua Teen Hunger force huh? I'm heart broken, I love the cartoon, and honestly I'm going to have a tough time watching it now.
Heads should roll for this. This advertisement was a STUPID move.
I had a conversation with someone on the T this evening. He thought the Boston Police overreacted alongside the MBTA regarding the Mooninites bomb scare. Did they over react? Yeah Probably. The trouble is they really don't have a choice in today's climate. It's a major catch 22. If they don't immediately react, then there's the outside chance maybe they aren't just advertisement props, if they do, everyone's commute is inconvenienced. Ultimately the blame does rest on Turner Broadcasting who runs The Cartoon Network. They BROKE THE LAW. Plain and simple. Someone has to be held accountable, and multiple people should see jail, and Turner should pay for the bomb squad operations and some. Then there should be a civil action law suit against Turner, and they can give small cash settlements to every business that had a late delivery and stunted production. WHY did Turner Networks wait till 5:00 pm to let Boston know they were harmless ads? These and more questions have to be answered. To put it in perspective, if some poor disgruntled dorky kid can go to Juvenile hall for writing up a list of people he'd like to kill (In pre Columbine days, I think this activity was practically a right of passage) than a corporation had DAMN well better be held responsible for a stupid and illegal activity such as this.
If there is anything to be learned from this, it is that Homeland Security is not what they try to make us believe it is. These Cartoon Network devices could easily have been real bombs and the one bomb on Rt. 93 alone could have likely rivaled the WTC disaster in the loss of life. (Collapse of a busy 6-8 lane interstate on the top of a busy subway & commuter rail station) There really is little that one can do to fight terrorism, other than go after the radical culture that promotes it.
Parents, if you don't like what MTV is putting on don't plop your ten-year-olds in front of it. I think Viacom has contributed greatly to the destruction of morals in pop culture. That being said, I'd argue that secularist liberals are less likely to be watching the trash on mainstream CBS than many of the most devout. So if the so called "Christian" right wants to criticize they had better put their money where their mouth is and make those Nielsen ratings drop.
I do STRONGLY believe that my generation overall is more superficial and materialistic than those that came before, and this is largely due to a greater influence of pop culture in a world where parents have less time to spend teaching the kids right from wrong.
South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, & Family Guy are for adults and kids under 13 probably shouldn't watch it. Even young teens probably should have adult commentary on the absurdity to explain the satire.
My opinions voiced, I am against censorship. People have the right to tune out, and the responsibility lies with us to rise above the negative messages of reality TV and to prevent the youth from being exploited. Additionally rather than completely shutting off youth from the rampart culture of hedonism, people must realize their intelligence and have honest and well thought out discussions with them, rather than just proclaiming it wrong.
Sadly I do NOT believe religion is the answer to prevent people from giving into weaknesses. Organized Religion lives off the weakness of humankind, and if they were to end it they would no longer be needed. There's nothing wrong with faith provided it is grounded in sound judgement. That being said going to mass and paying your tithes doesn't make repeated SIN disappear no matter how much confessing is done. AND greed & killing in the name of GOD is a major spiritual contradiction.