Heh heh heh heh... Hey Condy,

holla at your boy!

Traveling with Bush: Bling, strawberry juice and goat brains?
I kid you not, this was the actual title used by CNN. The CNN journalists are obviously bored.... and in an election season?!

• Lighter moments surface on President Bush's trip to the Middle East
• Bush accepts jewelry that some in the U.S. would describe as "bling"
• Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice enjoys her strawberry juice
• Reporters curious if Bush can stay awake for late-night meeting with Saudi ruler

There definitely were a lot of weird moments in this trip for W... I saw an uncomfortable clip of a 10 year old Jewish girl turn sultry lounge singer, performing a Hebrew version of "when you wish upon a star" while she handed Bush a flower. Then there is the necklace, and a photo op with a Saudi Prince's falcon. The fun of course is interrupted occasionally for some good ole home grown war mongering. Meanwhile Bush is officiating a deal to sell arms to Saudi Arabia, the homeland of most of the Al Qaeda operatives responsible for 9-11. Also home to one of the most active Islamo-fascist movements in the Mideast. But hey they have oil, and for a time they took Jacko off of our hands.... we still owe them for that one.

Texans report seeing UFO "People wonder what in the world it is because this is the Bible Belt, and everyone is afraid it's the end of times," said Steve Allen, a freight company owner and pilot who said the object he saw last week was a mile long and half a mile wide.

"Jesus came from outta space and travelled from beyond the stars,
He came down for peace on Earth and left in a second-hand car,
The old men came to watch their sheep,
lit their fire while the records played
Talked all night till they lost the plot,
and they fell down the English way
fell down the English way
Love is all, love is tall, love is older than you,
Love'll talk, love'll walk, love'll speak out for you."

-Supergrass