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Immigration bill may lose felony proviso

holy sh*t! Good news for a change?
No, scratch that I was wrong.
They still plan to make felons out of illegal aliens within the country, which has potential to bring social and economic havoc to the states. Not to mention, yet another distraction for police officers who as it is, don't have the resources or incentive to concentrate on "real crime" as opposed to the drug and other petty convictions that overcrowd our prisons nation wide. Hey, but whatever it takes to get a raise or a promotion, arrest those Phish heads & Mexicans and just let the rape, murder, & white collar crime investigations get pushed to the back of the shelve. Turns out law enforcement and illegal immigrants have something in common, both will do what they have to, in order to make ends meet. After all Mexican children have to eat, and cops need to be able to afford to get little Johnny the latest Grand Theft Auto game.

Dream trip: Inca ruins of Machu Picchu
I've always wanted to visit Machu Picchu it looks pretty far out. Perhaps I could have some wacky spiritual experience like Shirley McClain. And that is my random thought for the day.

Here's an old daily show skit from a year ago or so... Its pretty good: Bush vs. Bush

And lastly, this also looks a bit dated, but I've never seen this one. Andy Dick playing W's speech writer. Very keen.