Thursday, August 31, 2006

Fleeting warmth & Mr. Lewis's time to shine


Charles Dickens: There is no month in the whole year in which nature wears a more beautiful appearance than in the month of August. Spring has many beauties, and May is a fresh and blooming month, but the charms of this time of year are enhanced by their contrast with the winter season. August has no such advantage. It comes when we remember nothing but clear skies, green fields, and sweet-smelling flowers--when the recollection of snow, and ice, and bleak winds, has faded from our minds as completely as they have disappeared from the earth--and yet what a pleasant time it is! Orchards and cornfields ring with the hum of labour; trees bend beneath the thick clusters of rich fruit which bow their branches to the ground; and the corn, piled in graceful sheaves, or waving in every light breath that sweeps above it, as if it wooed the sickle, tinges the landscape with a golden hue.
Henry James: Summer afternoon - summer afternoon; to me those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language.
Sarah Orne Jewett: This was one of those perfect New England days in late summer where the spirit of autumn takes a first stealing flight, like a spy, through the ripening country-side, and, with feigned sympathy for those who droop with August heat, puts her cool cloak of bracing air about leaf and flower and human shoulders.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

LET me tell ya...

So... It's Sunday afternoon and I'm finishing the last bit of packing for my Philadelphia business trip. I woke up early Sunday to do some laundry and iron some short sleeve shirts to bring with me. I rummaged through my black canvas Samsonite suitcase to make certain I wasn't forgetting anything. With a final decisive zip of the bag, I grabbed it by its leather bound handle, and then slung my backpack, overstuffed with documentation, onto my back. I scurried to the kitchen quickly to check the lock on the back door, fastened my "bat prevention" towel into its position at the base, and then headed out the front door. I Locked the door, checked it a couple of times, then paused with momentary concern to recollect my preparations, and run through a mental list in my head. Struggling to be satisfied I pushed on and descended the front stairwell.

I walked out the door, and felt a sprinkle from above. Letting out an exasperated sigh, I held out my hand only to feel the descending drops multiply in intensity. My timing couldn't be more perfect, and as I saw the bubbles forming on the canvas of my luggage, I backstepped into the entry way to my building. Wearily I bent over, dropped my backpack to the floor, and quickly searched for my flimsy portable umbrella. My superstitious nature kept we from opening it inside. I stepped out onto the cement landing and propped my pathetic accessory open in the hopes of shielding myself from the elements.

By now the rain was driving, falling in heavy sheets that bubbled and splattered on the asphalt as though it were boiling on contact. It was like there were a hundred-billion multi-mode shower heads up in the heavens, and they were all set to massage. I cursed under my breath and began busting ass with my suitcase rolling along behind me on its wheels. The rhythmic thud as it passed over the crevices in the cement slabs motivated me to keep a steady pace.

I attempted to aim my functionally challenged umbrella in a manner to maximize it's effectiveness, however my efforts appeared futile. Looking over my shoulder with a frown I watched the bubbles on the canvas slowly give way to saturation. Unfortunately I was not prepared to take corrective action. I had a schedule to keep, and I was too stubborn to try and get a taxi or wait for a bus, just to go the short distance to the Oak Grove T station.

My T ride was smooth, no temporary shuttle buses, no excessive schedule corrections, and no medical emergencies. I arrived at Logan right around two hours before my flight.

I've become a frequent flier (sort-of) as of late, and I've noticed that the increased security precautions for domestic flights, actually have expedited arrivals. This is likely not the case for international flights. I guess it is mostly due to the huge reduction in carry-on luggage. Since no liquids are allowed, that means overnight bags with bathroom supplies, etc., must be "checked" luggage. Since most people do not want to buy toothpaste, deodorant, and shaving cream, and then promptly throw it away before returning home, almost everyone checks their luggage in. This has created a large reduction in the lines to enter the flight terminals, and has helped alleviate some of the bottle-neck that occurs at the security check points.

When I entered the new U.S. airways terminal at Boston, I dragged my feet and mumbled a bit. I definitely was not looking forward to the trip. They've been a bit stressful lately and have yielded long days, new obstacles, and new questions, and this one was to be no acception.

I had anticipated originally going to the "Legal Seafood" bar by good old gate "B8", but ultimately I couldn't part with my money. Instead I decided upon distracting myself with some non-alcoholic sustenance. Millennium would cover this, and it would still please me if only for a moment. I headed back to the terminal's food court and settled on a slice of pizza from Sabarro's.

A couple in front of me, of a decidedly higher class than that of my own was ordering food for themself. The man was the type of smug creep that talked down to the cashier. It was that sickening sort of insincere pleasantry. His personal pride was not something contained and beneficial, but rather it was something that advertised his self-perceived greatness. I'm sure in his mind he thinks the woman is too dim not to be won over by his vomit inducing patronization of her. I wish he could hear the sound of his own voice when compared to everyone else that placed an order there. I wish he could understand how it makes people feel. It is likely however that he could not be enlightened, and that he would never understand exactly how his tone demeans those around him.

It took this man about ten minutes to order because he got in line before he made up his mind on what he wanted. He was the only there when I arrived, however there was soon about ten of us waiting behind him. The staff at Sabarro's began actually serving the rest of us while he contemplated toppings, smoothies, sodas and pieces of cheesecake. Unfortunately there was only one register, so by the time I could actually pay for my slice of pizza, it was no longer hot.

I found myself a table, ate my unexceptional fast food fare, and finished reading "The Water Method Man". Then I moved to the lounge seats at gate B8, and began to finish up "The Europeans". It became apparent that the plane was not going to arrive for the 5:30 departure. It was an hour late and I easily finished the Europeans, finishing up all of the extra-curricular reading material I'd brought for my journey.

I was now bored and irritated. I purchased a coffee at Au Bon Pain to serve as another distraction, and to warm me up. The terminal was freezing, and I was second guessing all of the work I had put into ironing short sleeved shirts that morning.

Eventually I got on the plane and I busied myself reading the "US Airways" catalogues and magazines. I looked at travel ads and almost even found myself wondering what the Cirque du soleil Beatles show would be like. Boredom can do funny things to a man.

It was a rainy night in Philly, and we had to circle the runway for an hour before landing. When all was said and done, I arrived in Philadelphia at 8:30 instead of the expected 6:30pm. So much for running up the Art museum stairs and pretending I was Rocky. Damn! It was pouring anyway, so it would not have done me any good to have been there on time.

My taxi driver dropped me off at my hotel, the Hilton Garden Inn. I couldn't help but think I was contributing to Paris's wealth.

The hotel was near China Town, in Central Philadelphia. It was a nice place, much smaller than the Marriott I'd previously stayed at, and decidedly it was a bit more low key. It was also adjacent to the Philadelphia Convention center which connects several blocks with imposing catwalks. The catwalks sort of make you feel like you are in Gotham, and despite them being a recent renovation to the city, I felt it added a bit of a sinister element to the area.

I ordered some buffalo wings from the hotel restaurant and picked them up after deciding it was raining too hard to walk anywhere. I wolfed them down, and then went to the fitness center and used the elliptical machine for forty minutes. I went to sleep watching "Taxi" with Queen Latifa and Jimmy Fallon, which was fairly bad, but somewhat entertaining regardless.

The next morning, at quarter of seven I went to the "City Hall SEPTA station" and boarded the subway to my destination. SEPTA is Philadelphia's "MBTA" or transit authority. It stands for South Eastern Pennsylvania Transit Authority. These stations are filthy, dark, somewhat vacant, and down right scary at times. There were about a dozen, and that isn't an exaggeration, homeless people sleeping in the station when I walked through. I almost tripped over a man who's pants (and underpants) were down around his knees as he laid face-down on wet cement. Luckily the sudden appearance of a hairy ass in my line of sight made me jump and I avoided him.

I admit, I was a little scared here. The only people who were walking about coherently were a handful of world weary characters who you would not want to meet in a dark alley (or a dank smelly subway tunnel... go figure). Eventually these entry tunnels gave way to larger main tunnels containing a dunkin doughnuts and a few shops. There were a few more people here making me feel a bit less intimidated. The train was dead, I was one of two people in my cart at 7:00 am. Coming from Boston where the train cars are jammed packed at this time, I found this extraordinary, especially since gas is as pricy as it is. The train ran efficiently however, and I decided I would still brave it out again. The photo to illustrate my SEPTA experience is "borrowed" from the Philadelphia News.

I ended up working late that night, till around 9:30. The people suggested I better not travel on SEPTA alone at that time, so I accepted a ride back to the hotel from one of them. I ordered take out from Chili's and talked to Kate on the phone while I waited for my food. The chicken fingers I purchased hit the spot, and I went for a dip in the hotel pool and jacuzzi before heading back to the room. This time I caught War of The Worlds before going to bed. I actually liked it quite a bit which definitely caught me by surprise.

Sleeping that evening did not work out for me. There were several thug-teenagers who were running around the hallways and messing with the doors. There was slamming, yelling, swearing, running, more swearing, and so the process went. I made sure my door was dead-bolted and chained, however I wasn't quite prepared to call the front desk. I figured if they weren't aware these characters were rummaging around in there, they had to be brain dead. Shortly after it began, I heard the cops walking outside my door. Their presence did little to dissuade these kids from continuing, because they were back in ten minutes, and I'm guessing they were there all night. I convinced myself I was safe at some point around 4:00 am, despite their continued presence, and dozed a bit.

That morning I took SEPTA again. While it was still vacant, the homeless were not there this morning. I actually tried avoiding the entrance I had used Monday, but unfamiliar with the area I resorted to going the same way. Perhaps a slight delay had just adjusted my timing so I did not run into them. Then again, maybe it was just because it had been pouring out Sunday night, and there were only showers on Monday.

Central Philadelphia, and in fact, most of Philadelphia, save a few "hot spots" like the old city and South street... most of it I'm learning is kind of a rough place. Even in the restaurant & theater district most of the people are unsavory sorts. The poverty level seems high, and the city is grimy. Stores all close before 6:00 pm. Streets seem vacant compared to other large cities I've spent time in, even during rush hours. Urban renewal is definitely there enforce, but I'm not sure it will make much of a difference. I think much of the city is already quite attractive, but it's economy appears rusty, and its people tired. If any of you New England folks remember what Providence was like ten to fifteen years ago, think of that, but just imagine a lot more mentally ill people walking around. That is a pretty good drawing of downtown Philadelphia.

The suburbs that I've seen, lack trees, are incredibly flat, and amongst them are scattered junk yards, abandoned factories and warehouses, chemical holding tanks, and refineries. Billboards are everywhere advertising everything from the latest Disney film, to Philly's multitude of Gentleman's clubs. Philly's skyline is visible easily from many vantage points because everything is so flat. Two mirrored glass highrises in the the tradition of the Empire state building dominate the downtown. From a distance they look terribly out of place contrasted to all of the decay around them. Also contributing to Philly's atmosphere are several enormous suspension and/or metal frame bridges spanning the Delaware river and other bodies of water. The land almost has a rural feeling despite being the city. Its as though someone started building a massive infrastructure to plan a city of epic proportions, but instead of blocks upon blocks of row homes and apartments, only temporary looking cinder block flats were built along side the occasional wooden duplexes.

Outer Philadelphia looks incomplete to me, a project started and abandoned. The highways are incredibly busy, although it feels like everyone is just trying to pass through a barren expanse of urban wilderness rather than participate in it.

On my first visit I was very excited about being in downtown Philadelphia. Now I kind of feel that there isn't a whole lot to see there that I didn't see on that very first trip. Although I'm sure there are gems out there to see, I don't feel safe there on foot and my desire for further exploration has essentially evaporated. I think if I find myself back down there again, I'll stay outside of town, at least that way I probably won't have wanna be gangsters prancing about my hotel halls. Lets just sum up my opinion by saying... I can understand why Philadelphia is shrinking more than any other U.S. city.

My flight back to Boston was perhaps a pinnacle of the misfortunes I suffered. To briefly describe this I will say the following, due to inclement weather, my plane scheduled for a 7:30 take off, left at 12:15 am. I got back to my apartment at 2:00 am after a nice $40+ cab ride back. Joy of Joys.

Well.... I have Friday off. And that's good if nothing else.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

A weekend with no flavor

So Its late Saturday night, early Sunday morning, and here I am writing an entry in the blog.

I was surprised, (and I use the word surprised very loosely) at work on Thursday when I was notified that my business trip, which I expected for Thursday through Saturday, was delayed. I now will be headed out tomorrow night, and I'll be back Tuesday night. I was a bit disappointed because of course it disrupted various plans. Jason Chaloux was to come down Sunday for a visit, but I had to notify him that it was suddenly a bad day. So tomorrow I'll be doing a bit of laundry then heading over to Logan. Work is going to be providing me with a laptop computer to use in the future, which of course gives me more work, as I'll have no excuse as to why I can't bring my work with me where ever I go.

I didn't get to hang out with Kate this week as she went to go see her mother for her birthday. I had a great conversation with her Thursday night via the phone. I look forward to our usual routines to pick up again next week.

The nightmare with my dental visit has hit me yet again. Aspen Dental is a nightmare. Do not go there whatever you do. I have to write up a letter to them which I'll probably do tomorrow when my laundry is getting cleaned. I'm going to send it to corporate headquarters via certified mail. They basically didn't inform me about composite vs. amalgam fillings and the possible implications of my choice in the correct forum. I was asked on the chair with tubes in my mouth. SO I was pretty angry a month later when my bill came and their estimates were more than 100% below actual cost. They had told me composites were the norm, and not informed me on the enormous price differential. After some disputes with the receptionist, I was told, Aspen would cover the difference. Well three months later I get a bill for that amount... I called back the woman who I'd been communicating with at the locale office and she replied very non-chalant "oh, I guess corporate isn't going to let me do it." Then she plays it ignorant, much like she had done the prior time, and says she doesn't know why, etc. Well I know why... these people are con artists plain and simple.

I have to threaten to take it to the better business bureau and the attorney general's office, and possibly a credit lawyer... even though I'm not sure it is going to do any good. When I looked up Aspen they had an unsatisfactory rating through the better business bureau.

Anyway... I hope everyone had a lovely weekend. I look forward to a long one next weekend.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Clashing with the critics!

I'm going to have to disagree with the critics here. While I appreciate the contrasts of innocence vs. lust, and while I understand the movie's goal of showing how violence is an addiction that can spin out of control... I found that the movie in fact lost control of itself. Its sort of like that girl in Traffic that went from smoking pot to being a crack whore over the course of what seemed like a couple of weeks. It was unrealistic... and this is coming from someone who's exercised personal pacifism for most of my life.

This is about the worst review I could find, they were all good, so rather than posting a good one and a bad one I'll just post this one:
A History of Violence

My take:
"A History of Violence" Is a god awful piece of crap. It was a waste of some decent acting talent (Ed Harris). This movie was an unintentional parody of gangster movies. Funnily enough the gangsters all have the Italian mobster accents... even though they couldn't look much more Anglo-Saxon. At times the cinematography seemed like it belonged in a "Dallas" episode, and at other times they were going for the heavy handed drama thing. Critics seem to throw out the "beautifully shot" adjective like free one month subscriptions to AOL. Most of the time it wasn't much better viewing than the average TV film.

I felt the script suffered. Once the initial "hero" scene passed, I felt myself constantly thinking, "I can't believe they are doing this" because it all seemed so obvious, it was almost unpredictable.... I'm not sure if that makes sense to you? Additionally, the movie was interspersed with ridiculous out of place one liners that took from the film's legitimacy.

There was a needless side plot with Tom Stall's (< Viggo Mortensen) son who is a "sensitive type" who gets bullied constantly. His acting is piss poor, and it might not have been so much the acting as it was the script. Tom Stall has a little girl who's sole purpose is to make you feel apalled at her youthful exposure to violence.

The believability of the entire story is extremely questionable. Nearly everyone in this film is a stereotype. The central character is the bad ass character to please action fans, the wife is hot, the little girl dollishly cute, the nerdy yet attractive son who suddenly stands up for himself... while later reverting to his "moral highground", the "Aw shucks" goofy, innocent, town sherrif, and the gangsters, oh those gangsters.... well I don't even know where to begin with that. It may have been a better cartoon, or perhaps it should have been done up Tarrentino style.

When Tom reverts back to his old "mobster" self "Joey" for the second time... of couse the daughter is there to see it. As the killing occurs, the director tries to be arty by focusing on several flies buzzing around on a window sill. The violence in this movie is increasingly gruesome as it progresses... which definitely adds to an unintended comedy quotient.

In perhaps the most bizzare portion of the film there is a scene where in the midst of an argument Tom (or Joey) and his wife have violent sex on the stairs which almost seems like rape, although as they say... you can't rape the willing. It is completely ridiculous, especially when she pulls up her panties and storms off angry as though it didn't happen. This is the same woman who earlier vomited upon learning the truth of her husband. Conveniently their son who was suspended for apparently suddenly out of the blue successfully fighting off 2-3 bullies at once and hospitalizing them..... conveniently he stormed out of the house right before the needless erotica. At a later point there was a needless full frontal nudity scene of the wife.. (I suppose I shouldn't complain about that).

Viggo Mortensen's character is like the Chuck Norris of the mobster world, able to defeat large well armed thugs at the drop of a dime. I was pissed... because I was fooled into believing this would be a legitamately serious movie.... If I had programed myself for the mindless crap that it was perhaps I would have found it more entertaining.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Nothing really....

Not much to say today.....

James Russell Lowell:
Blessed are they that have nothing to say, and who cannot be persuaded to say it

Voltaire:
One always speaks badly when one has nothing to say

D.H. Lawrence:
Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot.”

Grrr.....

Damn Yankees.......

Into each life some rain must fall

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow:
Be still, sad heart, and cease repining; Behind the clouds the sun is shining; Thy fate is the common fate of all, Into each life some rain must fall, Some days must be dark and dreary.

Langston Hughes:
Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops. Let the rain sing you a lullaby.

Kin Hubbard:
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

Well... 8th Inning and the Red Sox are winning against the Yankees, finally... That's great! (PAPELBON!) Problem is Manny of course contributed greatly, which as a Red Sox fan... I HAVE to be OK with. Unfortunately because of this, I'm definitely going to get trounced by Madden's fantasy baseball team yet again. Thanks a lot Hayes......

Kate & I had a good weekend up in Maine. We had lunch with Jess Wheeler at Thatchers on Saturday. We met him at Sebago Outfiters and headed over to the Windham Mall which is looking really sad these days.
After this I brought Kate to St. Joseph's College, where I started my Bachelor's degree. The campus has changed quite a bit so it was interesting to check it out. We walked down to Sebago Lake while there, and waded up to our knees in the water.
Next we headed to my family's place in Sabattus & said hello quickly before going to the balloon festival. The weather wasn't very good, it looked like it might rain & was a bit breezy, so a dozen or less balloons were all that took to the air. We did see a few hot air balloons take off close by, so that was cool, and the people watching was good as well. I ran into Marc Blouin & his girlfriend and kids. It was nice to see Marc, and it was the first time I saw the twins.
After the balloon festival, I called up Jason Chaloux, and old childhood friend, and we met up at Margarita's and had a feast of chips and salsa, and multiple appetizers. Jason ordered some wings that were so hot, he was nearly in tears, and I had a few and I think my sense of smell was temporarily altered, in other words, they were great!
Sunday we slept well, and late. My parents fixed up a big lunch of Rib-eye steak, potato salad, cucumbers & tomatoes in vinegar, and corn on the cob.
It kind of rained all day, which put a damper on my original plan to go to the beach..... Kate and I did however made our way to Old Orchard Beach and we had some Pier Fries from Lisa's. It made the drizzle and cold air bearable. Kate beat me at skiball and air hockey much like she usually does.

So in a nutshell.. that was the weekend. I think I'll be working again next weekend (groan).

Friday, August 18, 2006

TGIF I desperately need a break!


Misjudgment under awkward pressure.... doh!

Al Franken:
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
Niels Bohr:
An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
Richard Needham:
Strong people make as many mistakes as weak people. Difference is that strong people admit their mistakes, laugh at them, learn from them. That is how they become strong.
Robert Frost:
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
Main Entry: mistake
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: error
Synonyms: aberration, bloomer, blooper*, blunder, boner, boo-boo*, bungle, confusion, delusion, erratum, false move, false step, fault, faux pas, flub*, fluff*, gaffe, goof*, howler, illusion, inaccuracy, inadvertence, lapse, misapplication, misapprehension, miscalculation, misconception, misinterpretation, misjudgment, misprint, misstatement, misstep, misunderstanding, muddle, neglect, omission, overestimation, oversight, slight, slip*, slip-up, snafu*, solecism, trip*, typo, underestimation

Thursday, August 17, 2006

All Work and No Play Makes George go.....

Dinner at Mike's in Davis square was nice after a long aggravating day at work. I'm not particularly looking forward to tomorrow.... but better to get it over with like removing a band-aid. Documentation, preparation, and going through the motions... I need some time off.
Dear Jebus....
And now for something completely different......
Residents wonder if dead animal is legendary mystery beast
Oooohhh SCARY!! It's only a matter of time till we all succumb to the ravages of the elusive rat dog.

A couple of quotes regarding a loathsome subject: Work

John W. Gardner:
"The society which scorns excellence in plumbing because plumbing is a humble activity, and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because philosophy is an exalted activity, will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy. Neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water."
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow:
"The heights by great men reached and kept / Were not attained by sudden flight, / But they, while their companions slept, / Were toiling upward in the night. "
Lane Kirkland:
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves."
Ralph Waldo Emerson:
"Don't waste life in doubts and fears; spend yourself on the work before you, well assured that the right performance of this hour's duties will be the best preparation for the hours and ages that will follow it."
Theodore Roosevelt:
"It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes short again and again, who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself in a worthy cause, who at best knows achievement and who at the worst if he fails at least fails while daring greatly so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat."

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Stuck Windows, Sleepless Nights, and .... Ummmm

To avoid my description of discomfort and anxiousness, skip to the bottom to see pictures of Mike Caprio's stunning new look, and Jess Wheeler's latest aquatic adventures.

A brief but accurate portrayal of my weekend adventure: I was weary with two nights of four hours of intermittent sleep, and long, long days of observation of un-exciting events. Luckily before this I did get to spend some quality time with Kate, she even helped me carry my luggage to the airport, much to my chagrin.

The airport security lines were short, but my baggage claim took for ever. Logan Airport was actually more organized about managing the latter than Philadelphia (go figure!).

The window on my return flight was stuck shut. I originally had a center seat and the window seat person was a no-show, so, with a glass is half full attitude, I suppose this situation was an improvement anyway.

My nose was running, I beat on the window trying to open it unsuccessfully. I would temporarily return to my latest John Irving read as we taxied on the tarmac due to some inclement weather. Several times I frantically tried to pry the window open, thinking it would suddenly unstick. Or perhaps it wasn't stuck, perhaps, I was just sooo incompetent I could not open the light weight simple functioned sheet of plastic separating me from that thick plexi glass oval. No, I'm sure some damn teenager probably stuck gum in it.

Light headed from a large "Lancaster Ale" (36 oz and $11.50 + a tip) I had trouble holding my book up. I gave up trying to nonchalantly try to sniff up the bougar or remove it with a brush of the hand. I gave this quest up despite the notion that it must have been very evident. When I put this out of I mind, I fell asleep shortly after take off. I twitched a couple times going in and out of REM, perhaps preoccupied with work or things that need doing.

"Attention passengers, we are currently 30 miles southwest of Boston and will begin our decent to Logan shortly. We expect to be on the ground at 9:05, the current temperature is 77 degrees, We would like to thank you for choosing US Airways today and have a pleasant time in Boston."

As I pried my left eye open, then my right, lolled my head slightly to look over in the window behind me, I saw only a vision obscured by the darkness of a canvass of clouds, and the encroaching evening.

Wearily I looked to my left at the empty seat next to me. A neat stack of several paper "coaster napkins" was placed squarely in the middle of the seat. I suspect my snot suspicions were confirmed by this manifestation of convenience. At first I was a little embarrassed, although ultimately appreciative. I wondered whether the strong silent looking fellow in the aisle seat had left them there for me, or whether the flight attendant had noticed my sorry state. Whether it was my embarrassment, my pride, or perhaps my initial lack of knowledge about how they arrived in their purposeful location, I was leery and hesitant to take one. Ultimately I grasped one, and then another. I honked a couple of times to rid my self of the mucus madness that had irritated me so much about an hour and a half ago, shortly before I succumbed to an alcohol tinged carelessness. Dehydrated at this point the salty bundle put up a bit more of a fight but finally it released the grasp it had on my nostril, but not without pulling a couple unwanted nose hairs along with it.

I was treated to an enjoyable wait for my luggage (please take this for sarcasm), a pleasant game of searching for the correct T shuttle, and then a lovely pause for... I would say 15 minutes, for the Blue line to bring me close to the Orange Line shuttle. The Orange Line shuttle was of course a treat, much like it always is.

Without further delay, my friend Michael Caprio's stunning locks, supposedly the result of a lost bet. Actually I think Caprio is just trying to be cool like Eminem. I bet he's practicing some lyrical ditties as I write this.





Gambling is bad news Mike.... bad news. I think you should spice it up with some purple Koolaid.

Then Jess Wheeler looking adventurous on a canoing trip with one of his friends... I'm not quite certain about the functionality of the blue tarp sail.





And then lastly... some tough looking kids braving the rapids in a canoe with... is that a lawn chair?

I'm back.

Well...

I have returned from my little business jaunt, however at this point it is too late, and I'm too tired to write much.

Tomorrow's post will hopefully make up for this lack luster one.

Here's an amusing American Express Short movie:

Seinfeld & Superman road trip... Amusing stuff.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Yeah Yeah Yeah....

So due to some last minute changes at work, its off on a business trip over the weekend for me! Poppycock!

Anyway.....
I had a good night out with Kate tonight. We went to the City Hall Plaza in Boston and caught the Yeah Yeah Yeah's. Opening for them was a band called "TV on The Radio" which had an interesting sound, although there was one song that sort of reminded me a bit of Parliament.

Here is a music video by them which has this odd little werewolf bit in it, which is sort of entertaining. You don't really get an appreciation for the band in this. They had an excellent drummer. The lead guitarist had windchimes attached to the head of his guitar. And at one point they broke out an accordion on a few songs. On song even had the lead doing a whole beat box thing, while someone jammed on the accordion. I think most of the crowd, save a few, were in the dark on this band, but they were fully capable of getting people to jive around or clap in unison. I imagine it will be an interesting group to keep an eye on.



The Yeah Yeah Yeah's were great, and the lead gallivanted, swooned, convulsed, snaked, on the stage, all the while throatilly belting out vocals that were like Joan Jet on acid. I definitely dug it.

After the show we strolled across what is now the embryonic stages of the "Rose Kennedy Greenway" into the North End to Ernesto's for some pizza slices. Ernesto's, hands down has the best pizza I've had in Massachusetts. After we had some gellato and walked around until we decided we were out past our bed times.

Well... I won't be back till Sunday night soooo.... Till then,

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Shalimar of India (in Central Square)

Wednesday was a decent day for me. It was an occasion mostly comprised of office work, including the organizing of data from a statistical design study I'm doing on some monoclonal antibody purification resin. (oooh wee!)

I did have a nice interruption to the routines of a day at work. The head of our Biologics Process Development department rounded a few of my associates up, and we went to Shalimar Of India in Central square for lunch. I had a pleasant meal, where we engaged in discussions that dabbling in work (doh!), genealogy, vacations, and Southpark. The food was quite nice and it was inexpensive too.

I rounded out my day with an evening jaunt to Bally's total Fitness, (my mass produced capitalist's dream of a gym) where I had fun on the elliptical and reclined exercise bike. My time spent in the apartment was garnished with some chips and salsa. After some lovely comedy central I retreat to my room sipping on diet lemonade (Tropicana claims only 10 calories per serving!!). I'm now in the process of completing my day with each key I depress on my Dell of delight.

Here's a few of my interesting/amusing finds for the day:

Hypocrite?: Bush: Mideast violence must stop

Psycho!: Jolie's Pitt watch
But brad should have seen that coming, I mean she was amorous with her brother and used to carry vials of blood around!! Sheesh.... I her Siren beauty just blinded him to the rather obvious dark side. Ahhhh... poor Angelina. Hey, do you think she's looking for some comfort right now?

Yipee for Blueberries! : Blueberries pack a powerful health punch

The Word: Superman (The Colbert Report)

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

A reason to riot...

Feel like burning and pillaging yet?

Well... It has been an interesting day, but aren't they all?

Joseph Lieberman was essentially forced from the Democratic party for his support of the Iraq incursion. Lieberman, former Vice Presidential Candidate for ALGORE, and veteran senator from Connecticut, lost the primary to underdog, Ned Lamont. I wouldn't gauge the National elections on this trend. Yes, the blue states in most cases, are getting even more blue, but that isn't going to turn over control of the congress to the donkeys.

Here's a related Chris Matthews clip. Nice message.


Two panda cubs were born, and they sure are ratty, dinky, pathetic looking things. And even more ridiculous it took 34 hours for Pandas (which are fairly large animals) to squeeze out these hairy pink larva which fit in someone's hand. All of this being said, sheds more light on why the creatures are endangered, beyond the damaging human influences.
Twin Giant Pandas in China Give Birth to Twin Cubs

What's the deal with Oliver Stone putting out a 911 movie? Can we really expect Nicholas Cage and Maggie Gyllenhall (who at one point shortly after the WTC disaster placed blame exclusively on the backs of the United States) to win over the hearts and minds of blue collar America? Probably.
A review says it is a "Good TV movie" at best: 'World Trade Center' a Really Good TV Movie

So it looks like I'll get to do my business trips during the week rather than on weekends! This pleases me to no extent, and gives me a much needed extension of my summer days!

Because I'm feeling empty tonight, enjoy some offbeat news.

Penguins corralled on Texas highway

Accidental tourist: Manatee cruises Hudson River

Must be Global warming, as demonstrated by the following clip!!



New Zealand OKs topless porn star parade
Anyone feel like checking out some kiwis?

Monday, August 07, 2006

Quagmire in Mess-o-potamia

First off I'd like to post this excellent interview with CNN's reporter Lara Logan.

She is on location in Iraq detailing how reporters have lost freedom to report stories. It shed a lot of light on how the journalists are almost completely under control of the United States Military. Journalists can only see what the forces provide them a chaperoned guide to. It displays exactly how full of sh*t the right-wing commentators are who blame the down-turn in public support for the battle, solely on the backs of the media. This country has freedom of the press, and without it we would have no way of understanding how poorly this administration is handling the Iraq mess it created. We aren't quite a police state, ... yet.



The difficulty is now the "right" thing to do may not necessarily be high-tailing out of Iraq, but rather beefing up the contingency which is stretched too thin.

We will pull out. The U.S. does not get it, and politicians are nothing more than an extension of American selfishness, and could really care less what happens there. What ever does happen, in the long run, someone will find a clever way to spin it so they can get "re-elected".

Politicians are the equivalent of crooked car mechanics who purposefully put a component in your automobile that will shortly fail. They are already writing the next chapter before it even occurs, you can bet on it.

As I've said, in light of the revelations of the faulty intelligence, this is something that should have never happened. Early on, several months before when Colin Powell spoke to the UN, I believed that perhaps it was a legitimate cause. When I began learning the statistics of continual destruction that the U.S. unleashed on Saddam's arsenal since 1991, I began to believe it for what it is, a giant pack of lies.

In fact here is Colin & Condy speaking before the big UN speech on the very subject.
WHAT ARE WE DEALING WITH??



Lies simply...nothing more than cold decption.

The Bush Administration has made the world a more dangerous place and created an anarchy and a quagmire of suffering which has no end in sight. Iraq is doomed to become the next hot bed of terrorist training camps, (which I'm certain it currently is, in spite of the American forces) and eventually, I predict could become a contested region, especially when we retreat. This isn't Vietnam....It isn't simply going to slowly dissipate after we leave.

It really all does sort of lend credence to conspiracy theory, although I think the notion of the U.S. blowing up the WTC is completely mad.

On a lighter note:

Check out this hilarious spoof of Iraq news, very much in the vein of Monty Python.


Sunday, August 06, 2006

And so August Arrives

My weekend Summary:

Friday: Got home, watched Amelie (which actually was an awesome little film... I highly recommend it. I thought I wouldn't like it) Then I went to sleep.

Saturday: Slept till 11:00 am, woke up, did some heavy duty cleaning in the apartment, but a shoe rack, threw away my old "foot of the bed" carpet, and bought a new one. Reorganized my closet, brought out my bike, which I plan to try to get in working condition. Kate came over and we walked to Grimsby's about a half mile down West Wyoming Ave. here in Melrose. Great little place. It has a train station motif but is like a family restaurant turn bar in the evening. I'm sure I'll frequent it often now that I know what it is like.

Sunday: Mmmmmmm Blueberry cream ice-cream. That is what Kate & I had for breakfast. It is very lovely, Hood puts out the flavor. Give it a whirl. Kate had errands to do, and I accompanied her on what Kate called "A window into her life". We ate at Chili's for dinner in the Copley plaza. They sat us next to a window looking out towards the South end, which I didn't even know existed. Kate had chicken tacos, I had a 1/2 rack of ribs and a sirloin with mashed potatoes. Plentiful chips and salsa were available for our appetizer pleasure. It was a nice unexotic American meal. Some times you just need a good chain restaurant meal. :D

Thursday Kate & I are going to try and see a free "Yeah Yeah Yeah's" concert at the Boston City Hall Plaza. It should be pretty cool. I'm going to have to go into work early and try to get out earlier (than usual) because the concert is at 6:00.

It should be fun, I'm admittedly not really familiar with them, but I know several of my friends like them... So I look forward to it.

Conspiracy Theory: I've seen these people below in Harvard square trying to say the administration felled the towers in order to support their agenda, I think if they were going to go through all that trouble, there would have been much better ways... and I think it is nothing short of ludicrous. (Not that Bush & company aren't shady... just not THAT shady, Its too big of a risk. But if it were true, I suppose the Bush:Hitler crowd wouldn't be that far off). Thoughts anyone?

9/11 conspiracy theorists energized

Friday, August 04, 2006

Confucius once said: "Eating is the utmost important part of life."

I'm sorry Confucius

Sadly a celebration of food that probably doesn't resemble anything Confucius ever ate... That celebration did not take place. Next time Confucius, teriyaki sticks in your honor. The rice will be in memory of you.

Scott... Caps and I were both looking forward to those chicken fingers that you so vividly promoted! But we decided that just the two of us couldn't go to Kowloon by our selves :( . We are holding you to a visit there sometime in the future. (mmmmmmm Americanized Chinese food served by blue haired old ladies in a fifty year old relic in the midst of a waste land of sprawl, suburban nostalgia, and fast food..... mmmmmmmmmmm Kowloon). I haven't been there since I was a kid, so I really want to appreciate the full grandeur of a Chinese Restaurant so tacky and old that it's cool.


Anyway we did go to pizzeria Regina in the North End. Caps spoke of his exciting day seeing the final of the World cup there. We had gelatto at "Mike's Pastry" for desert and it was lovely. On the way back to Charlestown where I caught the train Mike and I caught part of a game of Bocce while leaving the North End. He explained the rules to me a bit, which I guess is something like curling without the ice and brooms. We also watched a bit of a local softball tournament under the lights.

The weather was great, so I decided instead of getting on at the Community College stop (the school made "sort of" famous by Good Will Hunting), I continued on to Sullivan Station. The Shuttle bus was just leaving as I arrived, so my timing couldn't have been more ideal.

Anyway... I'm writing this very late, or early depending upon your perspective. I fell asleep when getting back and woke up around 3:00. So now I must go back and finish the second half of my REM restfulness.

Happy Friday!

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Where do I order my pupu platter?


ITS HUMP... HUMP DAY HOORAY HOORAY ITS HUMP DAY...

So tomorrow is Thursday, and the day after that is Friday, (just for those of you who aren't keeping track). Best of all you are probably reading this on Thursday, which means that for you... TOMORROW IS FRIDAY... which means

It's here

It's here... The weekend is here! Hooray HOORAY

Hooray for Friday....

Ummm so, enough with my dullard silliness...

Kate and I were going to go to the Blue Ribbon BBQ in Arlington tonight to test out another of Greater Boston's fine BBQ establishments. Unfortunately when I met Kate after work the sky said "IMPENDING DOOM". And if the sky had a voice it would have been like Phil Hartman speaking through a tube while stretching out his vowels. Dooooo-ooooom!!!!!

So due to our fear of wetness and/or electrocution we simply took the T to Davis square and went to the old standard "RedBones". I had a combo plate of pulled pork and pulled chicken. Kate had a pulled chicken sandwich. It was lovely. I had some "Sebago Lake IPA, Small Fry" which is new to me. It was decent, but nothing spectacular. It's been a while since I've tried a new beer that really wowed me.

Kate and I went on a nice walk after our meal. I drank a lot of tea and sweated it out. I saw this tall man later drinking water out of a milk jug and it emasculated me. The MBTA had fans which essentially did nothing more than circulate the 100 degree heat around.

A pregnant woman passed away in the bleachers at a Red Sox game on Saturday. This was surprising on multiple levels, one, it wasn't too bad on Saturday. The story is a sad one, I wish the father and newborn boy who survived well.

Lets wish Jason Varitek a speedy recovery from his injury incurred playing against Anaheim. Mirabelli is holding the fort, so lets give him our support as well.

Finally I thought I'd finish off with some pictures that Kate just developed from our recent Appalachian expedition in the White Mountains. The photo at the top of the page is me staring at Arethusa Falls, which I had previously described as a 200 ft version of one of those "Chinese Restaurant" waterfalls.

This Photo is of Bretton Woods the famous Mt. Washington Hotel resort. This historic hotel was actually open to the public, which was very cool. I always thought it was pretty neat as a kid but never had the luxury of seeing up close.

Below is Kate on top of Wildcat Mt., then Mt. Willard.

So above you can see me re-enacting "The Sound of Music" on the top of Mt. Willard. I'm Julie Andrews! I'm Julie Andrews... Look at Me!

This is a picture from the top of Wildcat Mt. We cheated and took a Gondola ride. To the left, is Mt. Washington, however it was covered in clouds the whole time we were up. We could still make out some snow on the mountain side, just below the clouds (mid June), with a coin operated binocular set at the summit.

Here I am looking stunning, hair greased in a fine sheen of bug spray and sweat, if there was better resolution you'd see my beautiful 3:00 pm shadow, and just for extra beauty I thought I'd close the eyes and show off those long luxurious lashes. Ooohh la la!

You Are 80% Weird

You're more than quirky, you're downright strange.
But you're also strangely compelling, like a cult leader.





Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Hot fun in the Summer Time....


I read this great article off of CNN the other day about the Kyoto treaty.

My stance on this treaty remains that it was a biased agreement meant to be more as a thinly guised tariff on the American Economy than a fair across the board cut in the growth of emissions. More than this, as it turns out most (if not almost all) of the Nations involved haven't lived up to the treaty. One in particular, who's government is still openly (and may I add hypocritically) critical of the United State's failure to adopt it, is none other than our northern neighbors Canada. Canada has led the pack since 1990, increasing emissions by 25.8 % instead of the 6% they were supposed to cut. The EU has perhaps faired the best, reducing emissions by 1%. However the article makes the point that this is likely due to the exodus of industry and the closure of many major pollution causing plants, rather than the concerted efforts to get green.

The dirty secret behind Kyoto

A couple of additional points.... Clinton, shelved Kyoto and avoided it like the plague. (It was a politicians nightmare, damned if you do, damned if you don't). Instead Clinton came off as pro environment while actually doing the opposite behind closed doors. Clinton generally made it easier for industry to operate. Clinton made a clever political ploy to sign off on multiple new emissions, BLM forestry laws, and water polluting restrictions. He did this days before leaving office, knowing that Bush would have to overturn them, or face the destruction of existing industry across the country.

From: Environmentalists Run Hot and Cold on Clinton Environmental Record
Investigative journalist David Helvarg, author of "Blue Frontier, Saving America's Living Seas," applauds Clinton for his recent green deeds. But Helvarg views Clinton's environmental record as "pretty poor until the last six months."
Hamilton credits green activism for bringing Clinton back into the fold in recent months. Helvarg has a more cynical view, seeing Clinton's about-face on the environment as post-impeachment damage control for the history books.
"I think in the long run, the American environment owes a lot to Monica Lewinsky," he says.

Bush is completely awful on the environment, and save W suddenly taking an interest in his "legacy" I don't see much change in the near future.

My criticism of Bush on Kyoto is as follows. Bush buried Kyoto for good and said he would not enter the treaty. The administration, in a fine example of its arrogance, did nothing in the way of offering an alternative or a compromise. Instead Bush left it up to industry to cut back on their emissions based on pre-existing legislation and their own free will.

Bush, I'm fairly sure, thinks the Earth is merely a big toy provided to us by God, to use as we wish. Or at least that is how he tends to act. He denies global warming exists and then hires scientists formerly employed by oil interests to back up this ideology.

His "banner fuel conservation plan" early on was nothing more than another gift to the oil industry. Bush cut much of the federal funding that Clinton had directed towards developing hybrid technology, and instead re-directed it towards hydrogen fuel cells. What little people know, is that to make the "hydrogen", oil would be used, a comparable amount. Not only is it more dangerous and difficult to use, it would further cement the hold that fossil fuels has over our country.

Not till the price of oil per barrel surpassed $70, and gas was more than $3/gallon on a regular basis, has Bush wavered on his "burn baby burn" philosophy of resource consumption. It took the destruction of the world trade center, two category 4 hurricanes, and turmoil...(not un-tethered to Bush foreign policy) in the mideast. And now suddenly Bush in the State of the Union starts preaching about alternative fuel and doing photo ops at hybrid plants. My favorite moment was when Bush claimed that he would try to make all gas in the U.S. contain a percentage of ethanol... and then his press secretary said "Oh he didn't actually mean that" later the next day.

SO the Terminator and Blair, circumvent Bushie in this latest ploy, and hey... perhaps this is the tactic that needs to be employed. Let the states willing to do what is right start striking up deals with the European nations as though they were sovereign states. Didn't Bush say he was a "Uniter" when he campaigned back in 2000? What happened?

Blair, Arnie 'global warming pact'