Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Ahhh CHOOOOOO!

I thought my allergies were just wicked bad this year, however it seems that I may be coming down with a cold. I should probably head to bed, right now. That being said I'm going to make this into one of those incredibly weak posts where I just put up something stupid I found on youtube.



hmmm... So the Hill-dog wants a campaign song....
It's as though Hillary is just asking for Stephen Colbert to suggest a REALLY ridiculous song, and for him to advertise that all his viewers should go on and vote multiple times.

This could be Hillary's demise....

Let's see we could do,
"I'm a bitch" by Meredith Brooks
"It's raining men" by whoever sings... It's raining men,
"The Facts of Life" from 80s girl fueled sitcom... The Facts of Life
"Big Balls" by AC DC
"Witchy Woman" by The Eagles
"Get Back" by The Beatles
"You're with stupid now" Aimee Mann
"Young Lust" by Pink Floyd
"My humps" by The Black Eye Peas
"Man Eater" by Hall and Oates
"Milkshake" by Kelis

Or perhaps....

Body, wanna feel my body, body, baby, such a thrill, my body
Body, wanna touch my body, body, baby, it's too much, my body
Body, check it out, my body, body, baby, don't you doubt, my body
Body, talking about my body, body, baby, checking out my body
Listen here
Every man wants to be a macho man
To have the kind of body always in demand
Joggin' in the mornings, go man go
Work up to the hill's top, muscles grow
You can best believe meHe's a macho man
Glad he took you down with anyone you can
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Macho, macho man
I gotta be a macho man
Macho macho manI gotta be a macho
Macho, macho manI gotta be a macho man
Macho macho manI gotta be a macho
Body, my body, body, wanna feel my body
Body, baby, body, body, come and thrill my body
Body, baby, body, body, love to funk, my body
Body, baby, body, body, it's so hot, my body
So hot, yeah my body
Allright
Everyman ought to be a macho, macho man
To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand
Have your own lifestyles and ideals
Access the strip of competence, that's the skill
You can best believe that he's a macho man
He's the special god son in anybody's land
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Macho, macho manI gotta be a macho man
Macho macho man
I gotta be a macho
Macho, macho man
I gotta be a macho man
Macho macho man
I gotta be a macho
Macho, macho man
I gotta be a macho man
Macho macho man
I gotta be a macho
I gotta be a macho man
I gotta be a mucho mucho, macho macho man
I gotta be a macho

Ideas??? Anyone..... anyone, come on now, this is an opportunity to shine.

Sadly the youtube page was mostly consumed with people suggesting legit songs.... I get the feeling it is being censored.... by Hillary's people?....naw, impossible.

2 comments:

Keith said...

I don't get her need for a song or the point, really. Bigger fish to fry in this campaign if she expects to win the nomination.

I like your blog! Keep posting!

George N. Parks said...

Don't stop thinking about tomorrow Keith!!! Come on, get with the program! :D

I think she's the shoe-in winner. Do you really think Obama has a prayer? Guess we'll see.

Her real worries are probably "the whole sha-bang". That is strongly dependent on who the GOP nod goes to. I think if it is Giuliani then he'll win in a landslide. If it is Romney or McCain it could be close... and I'd bet Hillary will have the better chance. And if it is any of the other candidates... well, Hillary will have it in the bag as they say.

Funnilly I think the only reason Hillary has a chance is that W has been such a misguided, monumental screw-up.

Myself, at this point I'd like to see Rudy 08.